I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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