Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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