yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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