I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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