Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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