I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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