Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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