East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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