i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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