im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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