I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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