well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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