elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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