hey, what are you doing tonight?
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?