I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.