Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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