let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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