I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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