So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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