so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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