question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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