thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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