so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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