SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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