Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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