Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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