she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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