I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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