I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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