So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
They took my balls.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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