She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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