my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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