their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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