6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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