put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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