you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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