I need help removing her.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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