I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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