no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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