So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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