we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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