The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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