Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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