Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Congratulations! We have a period
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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