All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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