Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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