I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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