Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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