Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
