worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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