Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
North Korea, Best Korea!
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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