There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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