new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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