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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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