As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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sex in a hospital.. check
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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