it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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